The art of living easily as to money is to pitch your scale of living one degree below your means. - Sir Henry Taylor

Another hour of desperate pitching!

Goal - To get at least one idea which inspires comedic excellence.



Time - 19:15

A multicultural meeting which involves warlords from all over the world has encounters some rather troubling factors as the English Gentleman and the German dictator can't find a solution to their differences.

At a restaurant a French and an Italian chef engage in a prestige battle at a famous restaurant where they engage in acts which involves sabotage, lies and miscommunication.

At a national security meeting a secretary general who is goofing around accidently sends a series of emails not to his wife, but to an alien group in a bunker near Earth.

A monkey tribe becomes mighty confused when they stumble across an alien artifact.

A boy which does not enjoy life at school accidently finds a copy of 3ds max, where he recreates the environment around him to fit his needs.

A teacher resorts to her commonly used means of drinking in class while listening to the younger students idiotic ideas.

At the military academy office a young cadet who is being forced to participate in the main battle finds himself in trouble as he in chaos shot and killed the officer which commanded him to do so, and now has resorted to trying to cover up by taking his place.

A bat gets inspired by the human idea of sunglasses.

A master painter shows his work to nobles from far and beyond, yet his masterpiece is ruined as a young child finally manages to pour a huge amount of various paint colors across his classical masterpiece. However it turns out to become the first piece of modern art which the nobles then admire greatly.

A talking parrot which is a master merchant reacts violently when he sees his own kind being bought and sold, declaring it a form of evil slave trade.

3 bullies, all who are equally dumb face their first physics lesson when they all try to drag over a school wall.

A rather fat female Viking warlord who sits at a table with many Vikings is the first to discover opera-like song among her clan, as she sits down on a sharp object.

A dog becomes increasingly frustrated at the birds which sing at the top of the tree near him. He then plots how to cunningly dispose of them.

An amature poet who writes his song becomes frustrated on small events which disturbs his search for the harmony of nature, and which each frustrative moment it adds a frustrative tone to what is supposed to be a beautiful song.

A police station acts with despair as they are ordered to shut down their favorite doughnut station, and goes together in a conspiracy to somehow make it stay open.

A very creepy person on the street finds great pleasure in freaking random people out in different ways.

End - 19:56

Conclusion - Food came around so I had to quit early, had a very lively 20 minutes with some decent ideas, but faded away after that. Overall