Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. - R. D. Lang

Alright, so I feelt a bit bored and made this in one day, this includes pretty much all the paperwork, even the sort summary stuff I made before the treatment itself.

The airtrip
Style – Cartoonish – Semi fantasy

Starts – Character gets annoyed by passengers in the airfield itself, particularly by musicians and bratty characters.

Ends – Plane crashes and he gets stranded on a desert island, with the annoying tuba player landing near him.

Pitch – A struggle onboard an airplane between a pilot struggling to keep his sanity and a band of annoying flight attendants eventually results in disaster.

Characters and short details

'Hero' – Jeff the pilot – A nice person, but very easily annoyed. Inspiration – Basil Fawlty in Fawlty towers.

Support character – James the co-pilot – Regular guy who tries to help, but who is not the most competent person to rely on. He is rather lonely as well.

Support character – Linda the hot flight attendant. – Hot, but very self-reserved and duty detailed.

Main Anti-hero – Phillips the musician – Finds the worst moments to play his tuba. Shy and means no harm, but is stressed to practice for a concert he will be in later on.

Support anti-heroes
Jim and Jimmy the Perverts – Twins who seek any opportunity to make a revolting gesture, but who can't keep their eyes off the real ladies.

Lisa the fat woman – Her arms are extremely short, she has to use two seats to sit and she is married to Erik the Lawyer. Although at this time she does not really fancy him too much.

Erik the lawyer – Poor hearing, has a very detectable hearing aid on.

Tina the spoiler – Mother to Jonas, she looks very rich and makes her kid spoiled in all kinds of ways.

Jonas the spoiled kid – Spoiled kid who is determined to get what he wants.

Harry the hyperactive coffee addict – Super addicted to coffee, he will start craving coffee the more and more he goes without it.

Treatment

In the skies above, a small, yet prideful plane known as the sky princess roam the skies. Jeff, the experienced pilot was on his usual run between France and Florida. Whatever the circumstances may have been he could not have foreseen the events that would haunt him this day.

CAMERA – MS *Hip shot* on Jeff and James.

James said into the radio " Ladies and Gentlemen I welcome you onboard this flight between France and Florida.

CAMERA – Trucks along from right on a bit of an angle which reveals each character, then a Choker shot presenting each of the antagonistic characters. During these shots James continues speaking in the radio while each of the guests at their shot does something that reveals a bit of their personality.

"I welcome you onboard this flight and I am honored to announce that this is the one hundred flight of the Sky Princess. In such I have taken the liberty to sponsor a fine hot meal for each and every one of you which will be served along with a scratch ticket which allows the winner to come to the cockpit and get a basic view of how things are in the front seat as well as a free holiday to Disney World and a 10000 dollar gift card. This will be delivered to you shortly after certain instructions have been presented."

Linda proceeds near the front of the plane and starts giving instructions which regards flight safety and use of the west. Her Beauty catches Jim and Jimmy's attention to say the least as they make some perverted gestures among themselves, until the moment where she shows how to blow air into the west where they act as if they faint. She does notice them, but pretends as if nothing had occurred and continues on with the instructions. After finishing she passes by them and gives them a disgusted * In your dreams* sort of look. They take no offence, and continues mumbling to themselves.

A person with a very shaky hand does press the service button, which makes Linda come over. It is Harry, who with the menu requests the coffee. He is extremely disappointed in hearing that he has to wait after the meal, nearly to the point of a breakdown, but as Linda goes away there is little he can do. Jeff in the cockpit then proceeds to put the plane on auto pilot.

Camera – LS on Jeff and James who pushes a dolly in which contains a number of hot stew meals which then is served to each and every passenger.

As Jeff approaches Erik the Lawyer who questions him to point out some direction for him on a rather large map he has. Phillips the musician who is holding a grand orchestra note in front of him silently pulls up his tuba and tries to silently blow a single note; unknowingly to him it becomes rather loud and the tuba is pointed straight at Lisa. She proceeds to drop the hot stew in between her breasts. Her arms can't reach it and she screams in pain, Erik the lawyer does not hear it and is busy with Jeff the pilot who gets sort of stressed. James sees the situation and in desperation tries using his hand to pull out the hot stew. Jim and Jimmy makes their gestures known during this, however when Erik the lawyer sees James holding his hand at that location he gets furious and proceeds to back James into a corner threatening him with all sorts of lawsuits. James proceeds towards Phillips and tells him to please stop playing the tuba. Phillips who is stressed slowly nods in agreement. After this James hands out a scratching ticket to everyone.

During this the service button is once again pushed, it is Harry again that now is visibly shaking and pointing towards the coffee on the menu. Linda then rejects his request and gives him a gesture to wait a bit longer. He grabs a hold of her and nearly threatens her, but Linda pushes him rather forcefully back into his seat as she apparently knows how to take care of himself. After giving him yet another gesture to wait he sits still, but shakes noticeably. Jim and Jimmy look impressed at Linda's display.

Jeff who has ignored James problem with Erik the lawyer for some time proceeds to the back of the plane where Erik the Lawyer has cornered James and continually threatened him for some time. He breaks up the two of them and points to a location on the map to Erik. The lawyer then mumbles and decides the leave the situation be at the moment. He then goes back to his place next to Lisa who rolls her eyes at the sight of him, but proceeds to give a wink to James who blushes at the very instant.

As the situation seemed calmed down Jeff continues towards the cockpit, he enjoys a good five seconds of silence before he hears some noise in the background. The noise points towards the awful tuba play of Phillips the musician, this time in lower tones. He does sight and proceeds back to the plane where he finds Phillips and gives him an angry look. Phillips then stops playing and puts the tuba away. He then hears a joyful scream closer towards the front of the plane. It is Tina who holds a lottery ticket up and joyfully screams. Jeff, who has gotten very tired of sounds for the moment tries to calm her down and successfully does so, he then leads her and Jonas to the cockpit. Jonas instantly gets very interested in all the buttons around there as he reaches out towards them. Tina cannot hold her excitement in and acts in a rather immature fashion by letting off the occasional small scream every now and then.

Jeff is now very tired, but does play along. Jeff then proceeds to escort Tina back to her seat, but James stay behind in the cockpit and watch Jonas, who by the expression would much rather push buttons alone without him being there. Jonas turns around to see Erik the lawyer enter into the bathroom. James does however receive an angry glare before by him before that. For some reason he gets excited and fastens Jonas to the seat with his seatbelts. He then rushes back towards Lisa and tries to apologize, Lisa seems intrigued if anything. However something else was developing at the moment.

Camera – 3 Freeze frame shots, all CU at Harry from different angles.

Harry was at this time hyperventilating. He proceeded to rush towards the cabin section to loot the supply section. Linda sees this and rushes to stop Harry, who now appears much stronger than he was before. They get in a fight in the middle of the plane cabinet, Jim and Jimmy watches closely which disgusts Linda who is increasingly becoming frustrated. Jeff sees this and tries to intervene, but just as he is about to do so he hears the Tuba again, he is really mad and slowly approaches Phillips this time.

At the same moment, the baby Jonas had managed to crawl away from the seatbelts, his eyes was aimed at a huge red button. The plane then suddenly shakes as the engines turn off and it goes down towards a crash course. Linda manages to land in the seat in the middle of Jim and Jimmy's, the seat leans so powerfully backwards it catches a part of her clothing and rips her upper clothes off as she is laid flat down there.

Camera – CU at Jim and Jimmy face as they both lean in closer towards the center of the camera, both of their faces are quite shocked and happy.

Harry crashes into the service compartment, as he lays flat there his face is covered with caffeine; he seems mighty happy and smiles.

James fall onto Lisa, who sees him blush badly. They both look at each other and embrace each other with a kiss.

Jeff falls into the tuba and Phillips plays a note, this pretty much drives Jeff insane as he runs for the emergency exit and jumps out. He then parachutes into the center of a ring of isles.

He breathes deeply and relaxes for a good 7 seconds before he hears something in the background. It is not the sharks circulating the scattered isles around him, but it is the sound of a tuba. He looks upwards and sees Phillips parachuting down while playing the Tuba as he lands on an island nearby, but unreachable due to the sharks.

The other passengers also arrive shortly after. Respectively Jim, Jimmy and the not too dressed Linda share an isle, James and Lisa on another while Erik and Tina land on the last. Jeff being in the middle has to deal with the noise from each situation and it drives him nuts.

Camera –HA crane shot on Jeff as he screems, then it pans to an LA on the plane which still does fly in the air and then a CU on Jonas who seems to have a blast on successfully steering the plane.

The end.