Any pitcher who throws at a batter and deliberately tries to hit him is a communist. Alvin Dark

Pitch time!



Time 09:38

Length - one hour

Pitch as many ideas as possible with only word correction as the only possible time extender. Go!

Pitches

A zombie outburst turns bad as a racial dispute breaks out between them and a local group of mutants.

As NASA launches the first two monkeys into space a dispute breaks out as they figure that the life support system only allows for a one-way drive.

Two robots which are constructed at a factory try to humiliate their counterpart by stealing various components during each ones construction.

As the president of Earth has diplomatic talks with the leader for an alien space race it breaks into a yo mama competition.

A science show that's highlight is the battle between two scientists that really hate each other breaks out into disarray as they have giant robots fight for themselves.

At a board where creative writers discuss their ideas a large part of their characters come to life out from sketches and models.

As a 3d animators animates a character to hurt himself some way the character comes to life and starts blaming the 3d animator as the discussion rages on.

At a restaurant several obnoxiously fat people enter and eat only to push around one waiter, who soon does lose it because of all the personal conflicts that arise, lead to a amount of violence.

The mathematics teacher becomes so absorbed by her own creations that she goes berserk and the various numbers themselves go to war against each other.

A mighty fat ruler goes through some complications as there are not 4 strong guys to lift is throne, but a very skinny one.

As the beauty finds the beast she is shocked to see that the beast considers his own look far superior to hers.

A drunk politician has a emotional speech that beings inside a council, but continues even after he has been thrown out.

A failed wizard and hypnotist has some problems as he tries desperately to impress the audience.

As a person wakes up, only to regret seeing the most ugly woman ever lying beside him tries to escape. He encounters several complications with while trying to run away.

A pirate captain that is sea sick, wimpy and cowardly while sober, yet ruthless as none other when drunk encounters a ship of the royal British army.

At a kindergarten the teacher who plays a puppet show gets too emotionally attached to her own written script and makes several angry changes to the planned show.

At a poker table a person battle breaks out between a lawyer and a criminal who both crosses their own code of conduct to try to win the battle.

A construction worker encounters a few unexpected complications as he finds himself intoxicated by the smoke coming up from a rather shady alleyway.

As the heir to a brutal warlord stands up to take his place, the initial problems from him being rather pushy becomes more and more visible when he is at the planning board for the next invasion.

A school cantina worker gets pretty annoyed as a food war breaks out.

End time - 10:36